Mikey

bekannt als

Dunkelschwarz von Rollenstein

Mikey claimes he was abducted by extraterrestrials, subjected to various split-brain experiments.
He was probably infected with alien DNA.

Diagnosis:
Compulsive clairaudience.

- guitars and lead guitars -

"Tighter than Ass"

Peat

bekannt als

Herr Lager - Nachbar aus der dritten Etage

Peat went crazy while working in a metronome manufacturing company.
His specialization was the fine-tuning of high speed metronomes.

Diagnosis:
Dysrhythmic disorder.

- drums -

"Faster than Metronome"

Pedro Pe

bekannt als

Froschmeister

Pedro Pe suffers from nightmares of falling frogs and excruciating hallucinations
of swimming in a swamp.

Diagnosis:
Frog-lirium tremens.
(mental frog shaking disturbance)

- lead guitars -

"Havier than Metal"

Daddy

bekannt als

Didi Vollgas

Daddy was found naked in the Kalahari desert accompanied by a pack of hyenas.
He claims they taught him proper psychedelic screams.

Diagnosis:
Vox fistula persistance.

- bass and vocals -

"Louder than Motörhead"

J. G. Lopez, M.D.
New Balls City, State Asylum

Entry: 2013-06-06, Thursday, 7.30 AM
Observation remarks on subjects: Mikey, Peat, Pedro Pe and Daddy

Subjects´ unrelated daily activities exhibited patterns of a common endeavour. This obnoxious art performance somehow distantly related to ball and roll.

Hypothesis: Pretended madness.

Additional examinatio recommended.